| Working for the man today, well, everyday, some days it just feels more obvious. I've decided that I'll go to the dark side and join the antics of the current administration, who are extremely effective at deflecting any topic, crisis or sit-chee-a-shun. To clarify, I couldn't imagine joining the party, I'm simply going to incorporate some of their tactics into my daily life. For example, if my boss says to me, "John Doe says that you had a meeting with him last year and discussed Files of Corporate Destruction" I'll respond, "How dare you!! It's incomprehensible that you would say this. I'm not going to play the blame game like this, i just won't do it." Then I'll walk out of her office. Or if I'm ever confronted with bribary, embezzlement, deception, falsification of information, murder [place the latest Republican scandal here], I'll look my accuser in the eye and say, "It's insulting that you'll even say this to me. What did President McKinley ever do to improve foreign policy??" Then I'll choose my favorite FOX news 'reporter' from the a udience and answer a question about the Easter egg hunt on the front lawn.  |